Holy (Shit) Alps Conquest
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Holy (Shit) Alps Conquest

Girona, Spain August 8, 2026
Difficulty Profile
TERRAIN
CLIMBING
HEAT
2166 km Distance
39740 m Elevation
Road Surface
Extreme Difficulty

What to Expect on Holy (Shit) Alps Conquest

HOLY (SHIT) ALPS CONQUEST is not just another ultracycling event. It is both torment and transcendence — a passage through landscapes so punishing they make you curse, and so beautiful they make you believe in heaven.

It all begins in Girona, Spain, on August 8th, 2026. From the warmth of the Mediterranean, riders turn their wheels toward the mountains. The clock does not stop until they reach Munich, Germany, before sunset on August 21st.

Between those two moments lies a journey of strategy, suffering, and awe — where every climb is a crucible and every summit a glimpse of paradise.

Bike Setup for Holy (Shit) Alps Conquest

Bike Endurance Road Bike
Tires 30-35mm Tubeless
Cassette 10-36T
Chainring 46/30T-50/34T (2x)

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Frequently Asked Questions

How long is Holy (Shit) Alps Conquest?

At 2166 km with 39740 m of elevation gain, Holy (Shit) Alps Conquest is roughly the distance of 51 marathons back to back, with climbing that adds up to more than 4.5 times the height of Mount Everest.

What bike do I need?

Holy (Shit) Alps Conquest's terrain calls for a Endurance Road Bike, ideally running 30-35mm Tubeless tires. On the drivetrain side, a 46/30T-50/34T (2x) chainring matched to a 10-36T cassette gives enough range for the climbing involved.

How difficult is it?

We rate Holy (Shit) Alps Conquest as Extreme overall. Riders should be ready for mostly smooth, fast-rolling surfaces, relentlessly mountainous, climbing almost the entire way elevation gain, and mild and generally comfortable conditions.

When does it take place?

Holy (Shit) Alps Conquest takes place on August 8, 2026. That puts it in summer, with long daylight hours, though heat can become a real factor.

What surface is it?

Surface-wise, expect road throughout Holy (Shit) Alps Conquest — 30-35mm Tubeless tires are a safe bet.